Today's quotes [1.11.21]
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"Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting
thought for those people who can't remember where they leave
"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest."
- Kilgore Trout
"Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother."
- Ferengi Rule of Acquisition Number 31, Deep Space Nine
"Home pages are the pet rock of the 90s. They all have them, they all think
they're very cute. But in a few years they're going to look back and be
-- Kim Alm
"Programming is like sex: One mistake and you support it a lifetime."
-- Paul S. Sears
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