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I fear that I shall never see
A bathroom wall completely free
Of such obscenities as this
And other words like "shit" and "piss."
But if I such a wall espy,
Then you will know that it was I
Who was in the vicinity:
I'll ravish its virginity.
Sent by --Kilmerius Redivivus
I have a dog named Tim.......
I once had a dog, and his name was Tim,
I put him in the tub to learn how to swim,
He drank all the water and ate all the soap,
He died last night with a bubble in his troat.
Sent by Jillian
An ingenious young scientist named Joan,
Dosed heavily on testosterone.
Then she diddled her slit
With her much enlarged clit
And successfully sired her own clone.
Sent by Joan
A teenage pop idol called King,
was known to show young boys his thing,
He'd meet them in halls,
and grope their young balls,
And then he could teach them to sing!
Sent by Dan
Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts went up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon.
Mary had a bmx
The seat was back to front
And every time she pulled the brake
The seat went up her cunt
Sent by johny105
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