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There was a young lady from Brussels
Who was proud of her vaginal muscles.
She could easily plex them
And so interflex them
As to whistle love songs through her bustles.
The Jung Idea
The young things who frequent picture-palaces
Have no use for this psycho-analysis;
And although doctor Freud
Is distinctly annoyed
They cling to their long-standing fallacies.
A deep-throated virgin named Netty
Was sucking a cock on the jetty.
She said, "It tastes nice,
Much better than rice,
Though not quite as good as spaghetti."
Hey!! This isn't a joke but it's a poem:
Kissing is a habit,
Fucking is a game.
Boys get all the pleasure,
Girls get all the pain.
He says that he loves you,
And you believe it's true,
But when your stomach starts to swell,
He says to hell with you.
15 minutes of pleasure,
9 months of pain,
3 days in the hospital,
A baby with no name.
The baby is a bastard,
The mother is a whore.
It never would have happened,
If the rubber hadn't tore.
Sent by Zoe_112
There once was a lady, Ilene,
Who liver on distilled kerosene,
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon
and since then she'd never benzene
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