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There was an old gent from Kentuck Who boasted a filigreed schmuck, But he put it away For fear that one day He might put it in and get stuck.
NIGHT OF DARKNESS AS I LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW OF THE NIGHT AND STARE INTO THE DARKNESS. A WAKING NIGHTMARE OF DELIGHT ETERNAL BLACKNESS UNTIL SUNRISE. THE SPIRIT OF DARKNESS FLOWING THROUGH YOU BLOOD FOREVER LASTING HAPPINESS. A SINGLE DEATH ONCE A NIGHT TO QUENCH THE THIRST OF THE ILVING DEAD. NOT EVEN A CORPSE LEFT TO ROT THEY VANISH FROM THE DARK PARKING LOT. Sent by PHILIP
A young man from the banks of the Po Found his cock had elongated so, That when he'd pee It was not he But even his neighbors who'd know.
A lonely young lad of Eton Used always to sleep with the heat on, Till he ran into a lass Who showed him her ass--- Now they sleep with only a sheet on.
A wonderful fish is the flea, He bores and he bites on me. I would love, indeed, To watch him feed, But he bites me where I cannot see.
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