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What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been
assaulted. The officer who answered the phone, asked, "When did this
happen?" She replied, "Last week." The police then asked, "Why did you
wait until now to report it?" Well," she said. "I didn't know that I was
assaulted until the check bounced."
Q: What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it.
Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the
Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."
Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"
Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost
How do you get a man to do situps?
Glue the TV remote between his ankles...
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