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When Linda was moving out of her place, she'd found a bag of 
marijuana seeds in the dresser drawer.  She tossed 'em out 
into the raised vegetable beds.  "A few months later, a friend 
called me and told me that my ex had been busted by the cops 
for growing pot in the back yard!"

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New White House Pet

President Bill Clinton has purchased yet another pet for the White House 
to keep his cat and dog company.  The 18 yr. old horse was delivered to 
the White House yesterday. Mr. Clinton took the afternoon off to ride the 
new arrival which he has  named "Missie".
Mr. Clinton did not allow the press to attend his  first encounter with 
Missie. He said "She needs some time to settle  into her new home, but
she's a beautiful beast and quite a challenge to ride.  Hillary is still
not convinced this is a good idea but she knows how important riding 
horses is to me."

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The local Burger King was running a promotion. If you told them "It just
tastes better." when ordering they would give you an extra Whopper for 
your trouble.

So I ordered the combo meal and told the girl I wanted the extra Whopper 
with that. So she told me I'd have to say the phrase to get the free 
burger.

"You're kidding.", I said.  "No, sir, go ahead and say it." she laughed.  
"Come on...." I said, hesitating.  Did I really have to mouth an 
advertising slogan to this cute little thing half my age?

We were both laughing by now.  I figured she was serious about it.  So I 
blurted out "You just taste better!"  into the speaker.  All of a sudden 
the speaker lit up with the laughter of the staff, as she managed to choke 
out, "Please drive through sir!".  :-)

Sent by Alton

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