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When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick
up our car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally
locked in it.  We went to the service department and found amechanic 
working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door.  As I
watched from the passenger's side, I instinctively tried the door
handle and discovered it was open. "Hey," I announced to the
technician,"it's open." The young man answered, "I already got that side."

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My twin sister and I had been out on our first double date. I immediately 
walked in the house after the date, but my sister stayed outside to kiss 
her date goodnight. My mom was curious to see what they were doing. In 
order to see, she had to step on the toilet lid in the bathroom to see out 
the window. It was dark and she failed to close the lid so she slipped 
into the toilet. She was really embarrassed when she came into the front 
room with wet feet and had to explain why.

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 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered 
with golden fried onion rings.



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