Today's stories [9.11.20]
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A week after high school I was shipped off to a military college with a no
contact with home policy. Not a good idea, but my idea. I returned home at
the end of the quarter to find my mother, father, and the home I grew up
in were gone. She thought the vacant lot was a great joke. It was. But if
I ever talk to a therapist, I'm going to mention this.
IDIOTS AT THE AIRPORT
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when
the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your
baggage without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my
knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled and nodded knowingly,
"That's why we ask."
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