Today's quotes [9.9.20]
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"Hugh Falk currently owns a TRS-80, TI 99/4A, Apple IIc, Vic-20, C-64,
SX-64, Atari ST, Commodore Amiga, two networked PCs, and several old game
systems. His goal is to someday load them all into a balloon and use the
heat they generate to circle the globe."
Examine what is said, not who speaks.
"Any attempt to brew coffee with a teapot should result in the error code
"418 I'm a teapot". The resulting entity body MAY be short and stout."
-- HTCPCP Spec, RFC 2324
"Mr. Ranger isn't gonna like it, Yogi."
I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook exactly
but we have a complete set of soup knives.
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