Today's quotes [9.7.20]
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Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
* Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom: No matter how great your
triumphs or how tragic your defeats---approximately one billion
Chinese couldn't care less.
* Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather
straps. -- Emo Phillips
* My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. --
The man who fears no truths has nothing to fear from lies.
- Thomas Jefferson
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