Today's quotes [9.6.20]
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I'm not saying my wife talks too much or anything,
But she uses a special SPF 30 sunblock for her tongue.
* If at first you don't succeed -- give up! No use being a damn
* You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.
ON DEEP THOUGHTS
A day without sunshine is like night.
My wife always keeps a bowl of wax fruit around,
even though neither of us knows any mannequins.
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