Today's quotes [9.5.20]
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I'm not the kind-of guy who objects to my wife having the last word.
I'd just wish to hell she'd get to it !
Any man who thinks marriage is a 50/50 proposition proves that:
Either he knows nothing at all about percentages, (or)
he's got an awful lot to learn about both women and marriage.
"When I was a kid, all we had to do was just sit around and hope
somebody would invent television so we could play Nintendo."
* Life is sexually transmitted.
* An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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