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Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.

                 (Anamaniacs) 

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* Slogan of 105.9, the classic rock radio station in Chicago: "Of
       all the radio stations in Chicago...we're one of them."


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* Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to
       pound in the correct screw.


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"Adelaide water: The closest thing to Guinness without actually tasting
 nice."

-- me


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* Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.


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