Today's quotes [9.16.20]
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"The male body is aerodynamic..."
"Yeah, it's got a keel."
"So what does that make a female? A catamaran?"
-- Amy, me, Heath Copeland
The United States has just recently signed an agreement
with Russia forbidding all nuclear weapons belonging to China.
"Can I LART an aol'r for attempting to subscribe to a majordomo list with
their street address, or should I wait for a second offence?"
-- Allan Stojanovic, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
"Still not getting any."
-- Drew Hamilton, in an article titled
"July 17 Update" in alt.sex.drew-hamilton
A diplomat is a person who thinks twice before he says
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