Today's quotes [9.15.20]
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"Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime
and too sleepy to worry at night."
G. C. Lichtenberg:
"The worst thing you can possibly do is worrying and thinking
about what you could have done."
Never consult a woman about her rival, a coward about a war,
or a merchant about a bargain.
I told my girlfriend last night how much I loved her,
and she said that I must have been out drinking again.
I asked her why she would say that, and she said,
"Because I'm your father."
- Dave George
I love those slow-talking Southern girls. I was out with a Southern girl last night, took her so
long to tell me she wasn't that kind of girl, she was.
- Woody Woodbury
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