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Last words of
Aretino, Pietro (1492-1556)
          "Now I'm oiled.  Keep me from the rats."

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Main cause of death for hummingbirds:  Crashing ass-first into trees.

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If you love something, set it free. If it returns to you, it's yours
forever. If it doesn't, it wasn't yours to begin with.



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Mary Hemingway: 
     "Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a
couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train 
yourself not to worry. Worry never fixes anything."



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Dale Carnegie: 
     "If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of
lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the
loss of sleep."

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