Today's quotes [9.13.20]
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Women's creed: Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the
first time, you can walk on them for 20 years.
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I
should have been more specific. -- Jane Wagner
Life is not all lovely thorns and singing vultures, you know.
- Morticia, The Addams Family
When we are planning for posterity, we ought to
remember that virtue is not hereditary.
- Thomas Paine
The only thing you can do easily is be wrong,
and that's hardly worth the effort.
- The Phantom Tollbooth, by Norton Juster
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