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Women's creed: Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the
       first time, you can walk on them for 20 years.


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All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I
       should have been more specific. -- Jane Wagner


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Life is not all lovely thorns and singing vultures, you know. 

     - Morticia, The Addams Family 

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When we are planning for posterity, we ought to
remember that virtue is not hereditary. 

     - Thomas Paine 

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The only thing you can do easily is be wrong,
and that's hardly worth the effort.

     - The Phantom Tollbooth, by Norton Juster 

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