Today's quotes [9.12.20]
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"The meek will inherit the earth
- but not the mineral rights."
- J. Paul Getty
He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
"More than 25,000 dedicated gun lovers from across Northern Idaho flocked to
the Coeur d'Alene Convention Center for the two-day event, happily
sublimating homosexual impulses amid a carefully maintained facade of
-- "Homoerotic Overtones Enliven NRA Meeting"
from The Onion, http://www.theonion.com
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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