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"The meek will inherit the earth
- but not the mineral rights." 

- J. Paul Getty 


He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.


Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
         Red Buttons


"More than 25,000 dedicated gun lovers from across Northern Idaho flocked to
 the Coeur d'Alene Convention Center for the two-day event, happily
 sublimating homosexual impulses amid a carefully maintained facade of
 platonic camaraderie."

-- "Homoerotic Overtones Enliven NRA Meeting"
from The Onion,


Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.


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