Today's quotes [9.11.20]
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DON'T PANIC--in big friendly letters.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
"If you think C++ is not overly complicated, just what is a protected
abstract virtual base pure virtual private destructor, and when was the
last time you needed one?"
-- Tom Cargil, C++ Journal
We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
- Dan Quayle, Former U.S. Vice-President
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've
wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went
to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
-- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
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