Today's poems [9.2.20]
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In the Garden of Eden they dwelt;
And on his right knee, Adam knelt.
He said to his Eve,
"Do you really love me?"
And that's when she answered, "Who else?"
A young girl who was no good at tennis
But at swimming was really a menace
Took pains to explain,
"It depends how to train;
I was a streetwalker in Venice."
A Dutchman who dwelt in Dundee
Walked into a grocer's named Lee.
He said "If you blease,
Haff you any prick cheese?"
Said the grocer, "I'll skin back and see."
A dashing Rabbi from Peru
Was vainly attempting to screw
His wife said "Oi vay"
If you keep up this way
The Messia will come before you
There was a young fellow of Mayence,
Who fucked his own ass - in defiance
Not only of custom
And morals, dad bust him,
But most of the known laws of science.
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