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What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ?

100 way to wok your dog.

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What food best describes a man? 

     Jerky 

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Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?



one sip & you go out with a poof :0)

Sent by Peter

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Three guys are discussing women.
"I like to watch a woman's tits best," the first guy says.
The second says "I like to look at a woman's ass."
He asks the third guy "What about you?".
"Me? I prefer to see the top of her head." 

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   A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has an
   incredible set of jugs.
   
   He says, "Give me two pickets to Titsburgh...umm...I mean, two tickets
   to Pittsburgh."
   
   He's really embarrassed...
   
   The guy in line behind him says, "Relax, pal. We all make Freudian
   slips like that. Just the other day at the breakfast table I meant to
   say to my wife, 'Please pass the sugar', but I accidentally said, 'You
   fucking bitch, you wrecked my life.'"
   


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