Today's jokes [9.1.20]
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Do you know why there aren't any ice cubes in Poland?
The inventor died and took the recipe with him.
"What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming over
to the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out.
"I'm crying 'cause I can't do what the big boys do!" So the old man sat
down and wept too.
Guy takes his wife to the Doctor...
The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimer's disease or AIDS."
"What do you mean?" the guy says. "You can't tell the difference?"
"Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what..
Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if
she finds her way back, don't fuck her."
"Darling," she whispered after they had finished making love,
"Will you still make love like that to me after we're married ?"
He considered this for a moment, and then replied, "I think so.
I've always been especially fond of married women."
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an
inflatable sex doll?
Instead of staring at the bikinis, he's staring at the beach balls.
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