Today's quotes [8.1.20]
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"When will my raise be effective?"
"The same time you are."
-- Wally, Catbert (from Dilbert)
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an
infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even
considering if there is a man on base."
- Dave Barry
"Which painting in the National Gallery would I save
if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course."
-- George Bernard Shaw
We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that
is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a
hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and
that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.
-- Mark Twain
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to
take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an
old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned
down." He cried and cried, but I think deep down he thought it was
a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real
Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
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