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I prefer to shop at a convenience store than a supermarket. The super market is a huge commitment. Where a convenience store is like a one night stand. Play it safe though, if you take the condom wrapper off those sandwiches at the convenience store you will pay a price. Sent by Jeff
My brother was his graduating class's validictorian. When he stood up to speak, all was going just fine, until he closed with, "and in closing I'll just say that there are two great honors a man can hope to achieve in his lifetime. And these two honors are, GET ON HER and STAY ON HER !" The crowd busted a gut laughing, but my father was in big hot water since Mom knew exactly who had coached my brother with that one. Sent by Jennifer
Famed Anthropologist Mary Leakey died at the age of 83. Leakey was buried near her home, where she will rest in peace, until some nosy anthropologist digs her up. - Norm MacDonald
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