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I saw in the paper the other day that there's a serious shortage of
men in Washington DC. I commented on this fact to my wife and told her
I might just go there. I added that the article said that men could
earn $50 a nite easily as a gigolo.
She smiled and said, "And exactly how do you intend to live on $200 a
One morning following a tiff, I put my pants on too roughly & ripped
the seam along the fly. I glared at my wife and said "I'll wear these
today so everyone in the Office will know what I have to put up with."
She said, "No, I'll repair them. I don't want them to know what I have
to put up with."
A few years ago my wife started to wear tight jeans.
I went out and bought a convertible.
Then she bleached her hair.
I took a lot of multiple vitamin shots.
Just a few months ago, she had a face lift and a "tummy tuck."
I got an implant.
And that's the way its been for the two of us:
side by side -- growing young together.
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