Today's stories [6.1.20]
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HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE
"Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell
if he's in love." (John, 9)
"Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will
get cold. Other people care more about the food." (Brad, 8)
"It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire.
They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts
are... on fire." (Christine, 9)
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
"It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over
you...That's why I stopped doing it." (Jean, 10)
HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE
"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work."
"Don't forget your wife's name...That will mess up the love."
"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you
never take out the trash." (Randy, 8)
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