Today's quotes [6.9.20]

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There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

                                 - Henry Kissinger

This is a cheap-shot comedy sketch, and I'll lay you odds the frog wrote 
it. 

- Miss Piggy, The Muppet Show

Society is like a stew.
If you don't keep it stirred up, you get a lot of scum on top. 

                                     - Edward Abbey

"A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers 
after four kisses." 

- H.L. Mencken (American writer, 1888-1956)

Man does not control his own fate.
The women in his life do that for him. 

- Groucho Marx

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