Today's quotes [6.9.20]
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There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
- Henry Kissinger
This is a cheap-shot comedy sketch, and I'll lay you odds the frog wrote
- Miss Piggy, The Muppet Show
Society is like a stew.
If you don't keep it stirred up, you get a lot of scum on top.
- Edward Abbey
"A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers
after four kisses."
- H.L. Mencken (American writer, 1888-1956)
Man does not control his own fate.
The women in his life do that for him.
- Groucho Marx
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