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"Any girl can be glamourous. All you have to do is stand still and look 
stupid." 

                                       - Hedy Lamarr

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"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax." 

- Albert Einstein

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If you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, you're probably 
heading the wrong way.

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Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline,
the first often tasting like the second. 

- Edward Abbey

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If we learn by our mistakes then I am getting a fantastic education.

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