Today's quotes [6.30.20]
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"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. "
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)
"P.S. There is no big whirring movie camera hidden behind the big black
rectangular hole in the middle of the Encyclopedia Britannica sitting on
the shelf across from you in the cafeteria."
-- James "Kibo" Parry
A great way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a
mirror. Restaurants will almost always throw you out before
you can eat too much.
"Richard Wagner's music is better than it sounds."
-- Mark Twain
Don't Blame Me - I voted for Gore... I Think
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