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There is nothing noble about being superior to some other man. The true 
nobility is in being superior to you previous self. 

- Samuel Johnson

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Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

2. 




"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his 
hands for masturbation."

                                        - Lily Tomlin

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"Ever notice how it's a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two 
cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal."

                                              - Steven Wright

4. 




In the woods a saw a rabbit with a candle making shadows of people on a 
tree.

                                           - Steven Wright

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