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Today's standards of performance are 
yesterday's standards of excellence and 
tomorrow's standards of mediocrity.


Sent by Paul

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"Last one off the plane must clean it."

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"Don't Keep reaching for the stars 
because you'll just look like an idiot 
stretching that way for no reason"
                       -- Jimmy Fallon


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"Hoping to get people to go to museums 
again, New York City has started a new 
ad campaign called "I Love New York 
Culture". But if they want me to go 
back to museums, they should name the 
campaign "Sorry We Yelled At You For 
Touching Stuff, Jimmy Fallon." 
                      -- Jimmy Fallon


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Samuel Colt- Inventor of the point-and-click interface.


Sent by Tara

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