Today's quotes [6.22.20]
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Blessed are those who hunger and thirst,
for they are sticking to their diets.
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise"
You're getting old when you get the same sensation from
a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
Platonic friend is like a dick in a glass.
In case of an emergency -- you break the glass.
-- Chris Rock
You know the world is going to hell when the best rapper is
white and the best golfer is black.
Sent by Tony
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