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If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

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"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."

Steve Martin

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Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

Catherine Zandonella

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An accountant is someone who knows the cost
of everything and the value of nothing.

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"Bisexuality immediately doubles your
chances for a date on Saturday night."

Rodney Dangerfield

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