Today's quotes [6.20.20]
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If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
An accountant is someone who knows the cost
of everything and the value of nothing.
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your
chances for a date on Saturday night."
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