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"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
           -- Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
                                  --Rush Limbaugh,


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Marriage changes passion...
suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

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Once over the hill, you pick up speed.

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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child.  We
can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

                                                 -Rita Rudner

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The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in school was my blood alcohol content.

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