Today's quotes [6.16.20]
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"President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and that
democracy can exist in Iraq. They can have a strong economy,they can have
a good health care plan, and they can have a free and fair voting. Iraq?
We can't even get this in Florida."
- Jay Leno
"Experts say that if we go to war with Iraq, oil could reach as much
as $80 a barrel. Of course, after the war it will be free."
- Jay Leno
"CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam
Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam
said, 'It's not so bad.'"
- Conan O'Brien
"The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow
'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular."
Going to war without France is like going
deer hunting without your accordion."
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