Today's quotes [6.15.20]
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"President Bush said this Iraq situation looks like 'the rerun of a bad
movie.' Well sure, there's a Bush in the White House, the economy's going
to hell, we're going to war over oil. I've seen this movie, haven't I?"
"As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing
clear: This war is not about oil, it's about gasoline."
- Jay Leno
"The president boasted at the top of his press conference that we have
the support now of Britain and Spain for our attack on Iraq. You know,
when you want to make it perfectly clear to the world that you're not an
imperialist, the people you want in your corner are Britain and Spain."
- Bill Maher
"President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to
wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of
the American voters to become president, either."
- David Letterman
"In California, 50 women protested the impending war with Iraq by lying
on the ground naked and spelling out the word peace. Right idea, wrong
- Jay Leno
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