Today's quotes [6.14.20]
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A good discussion is like a miniskirt:
Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work.
I want to achieve immortality through not dying."
Love thy neighbor... But don't get caught!
"Saddam Hussein also challenged President Bush to a debate.
The Butcher of Baghdad vs. the Butcher of the English language."
- Jay Leno
"We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass
destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq.
There's just one problem - it's in North Korea."
- Jon Stewart
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