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"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and 
child." 

- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle on Republican family values

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It's so hard to say au revoir,
So let's just say hors d'oeurve.

                        - Martin Mull

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Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes
from bad judgment.

3. 




Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night.

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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
leave me the hell alone.

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