Today's quotes [6.12.20]
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"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and
- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle on Republican family values
It's so hard to say au revoir,
So let's just say hors d'oeurve.
- Martin Mull
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes
from bad judgment.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
leave me the hell alone.
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