Today's quotes [6.11.20]
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"But if we laugh with derision, we will never understand. Human
intellectual capacity has not altered for thousands of years so
far as we can tell."
- S. J. Gould
Bare necessities of life: Food, clothing, and a blonde.
- W. C. Fields
Be careful about reading health books. You might die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second
day you're off it.
- Jackie Gleason
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