Today's quotes [6.10.20]
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"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
- Gilda Radner
Few women admit their age. Few men act it!
I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma.
- The Wizard of OZ to the Scarecrow.
Man - a creature created at the end of a workweek when God was tired.
- Mark Twain
"I think - therefore I'm single."
- Lizz Winstead
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