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There was a young fellow named Malcolm Who dusted his ass-hole with talcum. He'd always use it Everytime that he shit, And found the sensation quite welcome.
A big bollocksed dancer, Durango, Had trouble while dancing Fandango, The blood from his twirls Overfilled the guys pearls Which swelled to the size of a mango.
There was a young vampire called Mabel Whose periods were very unstable. One night by the moon, She pulled out a spoon And drank herself under the table.
A Chinaman hailing from Woozee Once laid an American floozie. "How different," he cried, As he slid it inside, "To diddle a vertical coozie!"
Fuck me quick, fuck me deep, fuck me oft In the bog, in the bath, in the loft; Up my ass, up my quim. Knees, armpits, lip rim With your prick...but *please*...nothing soft.
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