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Q: Why do women bleed and get cramps every month?
A: Because they deserve it.


1. 




While in prison O.J. had another prisoner join him in his
cell. This person was 8' tall and 670 lbs. of solid muscle.
He asked O.J. if he wanted to be the husband or the wife. 
Now O.J. not being stupid started reasoning in his mind "OK
if I say I'm going to be the wife, this guy is going to fuck
me in the ass." So O.J. said he was going to be the husband. 
The other prisoner said, OK O.J. your the husband. Now get
over here and suck your wife's dick." 

2. 




Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?"

Jesus says, "Just hanging around."

3. 




What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street.

4. 




A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl 
approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, wanna play 
house?"
He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"
The girl replies, "I want you to communicate your thoughts."
"Communicate my thoughts?" said a bewildered Tommy. "I 
have no idea what that means."
The little girl smirks and says, "Perfect. You can be the 
husband."

5. 



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