Today's stories [5.16.20]
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After a long, bumpy flight, our passengers were glad to finally
land. They disembarked, and the other attendants and I checked
for items left behind.
In a seat pocket, I found a bag of home-made cookies with
a note saying "Much love, Mom." Quickly, I gave the bag to our
gate agent in hopes it would be reunited with its owner.
In few minutes, this announcement came over the public-
address system in the concourse: "Would the passenger who
lost his cookies on Flight 502, please return to the gate?"
Jon John, the world's worst basketball player,
was arrested and charged with brawling in a
public place. He pleaded guilty and threw himself
at the mercy of the court.... and missed.
Chicago --30-year-old Emad Haddad was shot and killed Friday
afternoon after chasing two men who'd robbed his store-Sunburst
Food and Liquors-on Chi-Town's bright and glamorous 79th Street.
According to cops, two gents toting semi-auto pistols robbed the
store's registers. Witnesses say Emad The Genius (as he will be
remembered) ran after the men with a two-shot derringer and took
a shot at 'em. They returned the favor with a hail of bullets.
Haddad was struck in the head and died on the spot.
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