Today's quotes [5.6.20]
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He is so polite, he wouldn't open an oyster without
knocking on the shell first.
A bath is something you take when you find yourself in
We have an automatic air-conditioner. Everytime the
weather gets very hot it automatically breaks down.
"She sure is a striking beauty."
"You said it! She slapped me twice."
"The artists formerly known as Itch-e & Scratch-e now wish to be known as
Boo Boo & Mace. And Johnny Rotten is John Lydon, Ziggy Stardust is David
Bowie these days, Adam Ant is no-one in particular and Gary Glitter is of
no further importance. Life goes on."
-- dB magazine
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