Today's quotes [5.17.20]
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My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it.
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of coin; they just can't
face each other, but still they stay together.
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in,
and those inside desperate to get out.
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in
the first place!
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