Today's quotes [5.16.20]
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"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
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