Today's stories [3.1.20]
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She got so technophobic that [when] I gave her a digital
alarm clock for Christmas, she gave it back to me.
-- President Clinton, from his speech on Y2K in
December 1998 in which he describes Hillary's request for a
wind-up clock that won't fail on Jan. 1, 2000.
Automobile lovers all over the world are said to be supporting the NATO
air assault on Serbia. Recent pictures from Serbian television apparently
showedthe Yugo factory ablaze.
Illinois State University - As a woman was crossing the stage to accept
her diploma at a commencement ceremony, something unusual and tragic
happened. The woman's grandfather fell over, suffering from a heart
attack. A few minutes later as she was leaving the platform, her
grandmother had one as well. Consequently, the student notified
reporters that she will not be seeking her master's degree.
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