Today's quotes [3.9.20]

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Hi.  I'm here to pick up the Pope's Superbowl tickets -
   Ave.  Hic adsum ad tesseras pontificis maximi Colosseo Maximo tollendas.

I can't hear you.  I have a banana in my ear. -
   Te audire non possum.  Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
                        -- Jason B. Standing, Esq.

"Every cloud has a silver up the creek without a paddle horse."
                        -- A bunch of people, via Jason B. Standing, Esq.

"... he repeats until he fails, half a goon and half a god, a man's not made
 of steel..."
                        -- Devo, "Gates of Steel"

"The knowledge that one is to be hanged in the moring sharpens one's
mind considerably"

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