Today's quotes [3.8.20]
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When I was growing up, we were so poor that when I asked my father
for something to play with, he cut a hole in my pants pocket.
"No Ange, I'm _not_ coming to your party, I'm playing strip twister!"
-- Anthia Rallis, in the middle of the terminal lab,
without any warning whatsoever
"Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads.
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum."
-- Barnes and Barnes, "Fish Heads"
"... I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a
paranoid little weirdo... in morse code..."
-- Unknown, via Bruce Alcorn
"Oh no! I can't go to the deli! My singles cover has lapsed!"
-- Lyndall Holmes
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