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"... our elderly citizens walk down the darkest of alleyways!... and the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer programming abilities!..." -- Homer Simpson
Please don't throw cirarettes in the toilet. It makes them sticky, wet and hard to light. - Urinal at Mike Quinn's Surplus Electronics.
The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: > O! Are a sea ell ee? And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } Aye, de eye owe tea. -- Oracularities Digest #782, rec.humor.oracle
"So did you pop your block?" -- Darryl Sharman
"... fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky..." -- Debra
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